I have one brother.
His name is Fatty (or more formally, “The Fat Cyclist”. ) He was born as “Elden”. But Fatty is his name on the street. Of the internet.
There’s some hotshot biker named Levi Leipheimer who is twitter-picking on my bro. Observe:
So now…these two are going to ride their bikes at each other. I suggest you click here to find out the particulars, and I suggest that you get in on the action – there are some great causes involved. And food. It’s about to GET REAL for Levi. (My $$ is on Fatty. Obviously. Otherwise he’ll tell on me to our mom.)
UPDATE: This just in from the twitter feed:
VERY COOL. RT @levileipheimer: Just spoke to @patrickdempsey. Great news! He’s in on the Donut Race w/ @fatcyclist and I
— Fat Cyclist (@fatcyclist) September 20, 2012
Heh. My allegiance may be swayed….”Loverboy” was a teenage favorite of mine….
Awesome.
I found you because of your brother. Can’t wait for this. PS. Was Levi joking or being an ass? Couldn’t quite get the sarcasm. Thanks!
pps. your first link doesn’t work right
Tell Levi that Fatty has a tough mother who lives in Russia. He better start behaving. You really don’t want the mothers to get involved here.